Architecture Challenge - Fun, but BORING Event Space Needs a Facade Design to Make it Feel EPIC

This is what Allura Homes was looking for in their illustration design

I am looking for a concept design for a flat facade design (think: plywood facade with screws, nuts/bolts, or a 3-dimensional, easily-implemented facade with no function, but looks amazing) to hide how ugly this building truly is! Ideally, it will be something that can be attached to the existing structure, with screws or lightweight construction, to make it look great from the street, as an event or retreat venue. This building is in a great location but so ugly! It's over 3,000 sq ft (280 sq meters), with seven parking spots on the ground level. It's basically a large rectangle. You don't have to be an architect, but if you can convince me that your design can be built and make people feel like this building is truly transformed into an event space (weddings, birthday parties, business meetings), I will not only choose you but invite you to see it in person when it's built. Read more