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We are Zycada. We are a new technology company that makes websites super fast and secure using bot technology. It's a very innovative solution to an age old problem: how to make websites and applications instant-fast for superior user experiences. Our novel approach enables us to kill latency and deliver users the fastest web experiences possible (by a factor of 10x). SPEED SPEED SPEED. using BOTS.

Zycada is named after the insect Cicada. One exclusively North American genus spends most of their lives as underground nymphs and emerge in predictable intervals of 13 or 17 years, depending on the species and the location. The unusual duration and synchronization of their emergence may reduce the number of cicadas lost to predation, both by making them a less reliably available prey (so that any predator that evolved to depend on cicadas for sustenance might starve waiting for their emergence), and by emerging in such hug… Read more