"I like big words and I cannot lie."

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This customer received 39 t-shirt designs from 17 designers. They chose this t-shirt design from windu as the winning design.
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I need someone to design graphic files with excellent typography and unique/very cool design components for the following statement:
I like big words and I cannot lie.
The main emphasis should be on "big words."
It should include three versions. A dark version for light shirts, a lighter version for dark shirts, and also a multi-color version that looks good on dark or lighter shirts (include white areas as part of design as well).
I am looking for good designers. I have hundreds of designs I need made. I am seeing this process to see if it will work for my needs.
Thanks!
Target Market(s)
80% women ages 28-45. Men ages 35-55.
Font styles to use
Look and feel
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Requirements
Must have
- Excellent typography. Artistic elements. Simple visual add-ons where appropriate.
Nice to have
- N/A
Should not have
- Hard to read fonts, too much clutter.